me and the bad bitches i pulled by having matching brain parasites that psychically draw our thoughts together

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

“Hunger”

- Do you think that I will satisfy your hunger and relieve your nightmares?

(My OCs Larikon n Berkan)

ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992)

@skeletalheartattack

Can you back the fuck up a little to be honest

dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called-

me: i dont wanna hear it man. last week it was slutweed, the week before that it was the jpeg weed that kept clipping through the paper, just give me the normal shit

dealer: aw come on man i got the cocomelon weed👶 i got the analog horror weed👁 i even got the pizza tower weed🍕 dont worry its not just oregano😉🌿

me: do you even sell normal weed. are you some kind of fucking trickster spirit.

high pitched gnomish voice from somewhere in dealer’s giant trenchcoat: i thinjk shes onto us boss

give it up for another 70 years of goo

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

nothing more satisfiying than this. really sates that primal urge to Plug Things In. but you know i think we can take this even further

ooooooouhg oooooofg.....whops........oupsies